Rant

The more women I meet online or in person the more obvious the reason for the movie title What Women Want becomes.

 

 

 

If you haven’t got it figured out, it’s the whole women wanting part.

 

 

 

Recently I was asked what I want in a partner and I said someone to love me back the way I love them. *crickets*

 

 

 

You see, people and mostly girls I come across have this laundry list of wants. I know this, because otherwise we wouldn’t see all these similarly themed memes about what men should be or do written from the female perspective. It makes me sick seeing all those little Instagram poems and quotes starting with “All she wants.” What follows is mostly fantasy and should just read everything.

I say this because it’s never followed by a contributing statement.

 

Often it’s got to do with looks over content. When it’s content only, you can bet your ass she’s got this image of a bearded guy in the back of her head or one with tattoos….or God forbid both. Thats almost too perfect. Am i right ladies?

 

 

 

I’m not going to blame social media. I’ve spent two weeks chatting to someone and when it comes to what’s wrong with her or people in general the root cause is always social media. I don’t recall Facebook getting pregnant and pooping out a generation of assholes.

 

 

 

Or should I say selfish fuckers. That feels more accurate.

 

 

 

When I’m with someone it’s very much a scenario of what I’d be doing, not what gets done to and for me. Not that doing shit for someone gets me anywhere, I mean I’m fucking single for crying out loud, but how often do we see posts about what you would be for the right partner? It’s fucking unheard of, because nobody wants to do jack shit.

 

 

 

Selflessness has left the building with unconditional love on it’s heels.

As a whole we are wanters. We want fucking everything and we don’t care to  earn it.

 

 

 

Since I first started dating, this is my longest single spell and the longer it goes on the less respect I have for women out there. The saying all men are the same applies to women too nowadays.

 

 

 

Everyday I’m faced with girls I meet who feel entitled. They expect me to fall over my feet for them, shower them with compliments, attention and the like in return for a Hi.

 

*actual audible laughter

 

Forget about trying to be even remotely interesting. It’s my job to want them by virtue of their vaginas.

 

Very few girls try and get to know me better anyway. And despite my initial “I’m not looking to date, just making friends” declaration, all I get asked are what I call qualifying questions. What do I do, how tall am I, do I smoke, any baby mommas and so on. They like to get real specific.

 

 

 

Once the main questions are out of the way they just assume the rest. Like the cunty bitch who told me I’m not responsible, because I’ve got kids, but I’m not even married. I just unmatched her, because im such a zen master that I didnt tell her I hope someone she loves dies. I guess the reason she’s single is because she’s too good for everybody.

 

 

 

Entitlement is a big problem out there. That and all this wanting.

 

“Wine”

 

So while I want to be good to my partner, I also wanna make them feel important. I want to shower them with love and affection and in return have them accept  my mild alcoholism and rampant use of the F word.

Maybe the occasional hug.