My girlfriend has gifted me with my second male grooming related gift in as many weeks and without discussing any … More
Category: Humour
As Advertised
A few weeks back I described a friend of mine as the most As-Advertised person I know. Which is true … More
Ultraviolet
Call a vagina a sweat-box only to have the girl you’re dating laugh and you know you’ve found someone special. … More
Grandparents.
Is it just me or do you also experience that thing where your parents go for savage to a bunch … More
The Groom.
Remember when ‘Metrosexual’ was a thing? I do. I recall giving those poor bastards a hard time for being pansies … More
Toy Story
Women never want me to see their sex toys in person. Everyone will tell me or show me pics of … More
Shameless
The fight against body shaming as a thing is all over the internet and that’s great. Nobody should have to … More
Looper
I’m mostly not stupid, but when I am it’s like my subconscious tries to make up for the times … More
