Women never want me to see their sex toys in person. Everyone will tell me or show me pics of … More
Author: Guy with Kids
Suicide Silence
I don’t like addressing the topic of politics and government. It’s something I actively avoid because in my opinion the … More
La Cosa Nostra
I have a friend who recently told me she never wanted kids. Shocker, right? Parenting spends a lot of time … More
Believe me
Women love that word. It’s in their status, it’s the title of the last ten Instagram poems they shared, it’s … More
The Undertaker
The number of things I take on but never follow through could fill the abyss to the brim. For reals. … More
Shameless
The fight against body shaming as a thing is all over the internet and that’s great. Nobody should have to … More
Blow Me
I started following this anti-feminism group on Facebook the other day and was very surprised that I’m not the only … More
Looper
I’m mostly not stupid, but when I am it’s like my subconscious tries to make up for the times … More
